Incredible Opportunity! Harvard University Is Now Offering A Tree-Climbing Program For Country Boys Who Were Never Much For Book Learnin

Harvard has long prided itself on rendering cutting-edge curriculum to the best and brightest students, but it’s managed to set the bar even higher with the addition of its most recent curriculum. As of this year, Harvard University is now offering a tree-climbing program for country boys who were never much for volume learnin’.

Wow, what an incredible opportunity for any ragamuffin who wants to lord the art of trees!

Excitement is in the air at Harvard, as promising young students who’ve always been more inclined to chase katydids than examine physics and the like will now be able to enter a four-year undergrad program aimed primarily at hustlin’ up trees. It’s the university’s hope that by offering an elite tree-climbing program, it can attract the best young scamps who have a penchant for newt-collectin’ and occasionally creating a place of wholesome mischief for Widow Donahue next door.

“We’re excited to serve an whole population of students who couldn’t tell Bill Shakespeare from a stick in the crick but are top-tier bark shimmiers, ” said Rakesh Khurana, Harvard’s dean. “Our school has only just the highest standards, so when we recruit young men to our tree-climbing program, we’re simply looking for the top roguish boys who display mastery of both hootin’ and hollerin’.”

Khurana has pointed out that the curriculum is improbably demanding and by the end of the program, students are expected to be able to get up to those top limbs of an oak normally reserved for critters, and even be able to tip their straw hats over their eyes and grab a bit of shut-eye up there. The incoming class of rapscallions will have access to a world-class tree man in the form of department dean Crazy Uncle Therm to help them through their studies–an accomplished tree-climber who once scampered to the top of a 70 -foot-tall magnolia because he had a dreaming there was a warm cherry pie up there.

Harvard is also offering a award for students whose pa don’t come ’round here no more.

Thanks to this upper-class new program, it will soon has become a common sight to realize dozens of the nation’s top tree-climbers with one overall strap undone chasing one another through Cambridge Commons. If you’re a country son who has his head filled with catching frogs in jars instead of the letters and number of city folk, you’re definitely going to want to jump on this incredible educational opportunity.

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